POLITICS ARE SEXY

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Monday, Feb 10th 
POLITICS ARE SEXY PART UN: FOR THE LOVE OF JON FAVREAU

Uff! Lord Almighty! Where do I BEGIN!? Besides being an unbearably dreamy piece of man specimen, this guy is also kinda smart and totally philanthropic. Yeah. He graduated valedictorian at College of the Holy Cross in 2003, worked with 'Habitat for Humanities', volunteered helping cancer patients, helped lead initiatives to assist underemployed individuals, and worked on John Kerry's 2004 presidential campaign. He was appointed Asst to the President and Director of Speechwriting when he was, get this, 27 years old… 

Yeah, you fail at LIFE. 

Oh, and he also plays classic piano. Cuz he's just got it like that…

But this isn't about his body of work, its about his body of LOVE. Remember that time when he interrupted Obama to critique his speech and Obama was all like, "Damn, son. You know what you talking about. I'ma make you my speechwriter yo."  Yeah, that really happened. So here's to the sexiest man in the White House since JFK. Yeah, you heard me Jon, this one's for you…

So, remember that time when he was talking at that event and the photographer got a low shot of him and you almost went into cardiac arrest over his strong, muscular, chiseled manliest masculine manliness of a jawline?

Or that time when you were all like, "Soooo I have no idea what you're talking about here but I'm starting to feel very hot inside."

Oh! Remember that time when he was getting off Obama's campaign plane in Montana looking like a BAWSE? Yeah, I do.

Or that time when he was all like, "Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah. Ok, Mr. President." and he was really thinking "Dude, I'm so bored with you right now. I just wanna get back to my office so I can text this random chick I'm getting it in with tonite. "

Or that time when he gave that cocky little smirk to that dude who should probably know way more  about whatever it was they were talking about, but didn't…and he knew it.

Or how about that time when he was focusing super hard on his laptop and you daydreamed that he was looking at naughty pictures of you…

Or that time  he was on the Daily Show and looked like a GQ model and smiled and you were all like, "MA!!! STOP DOIN THE DAMN DISHES I CANT CONCENTRATE!"… John Stewart who? My mind isn't even WORKING right now!…

Or that time when you saw the picture of him and you were like "Oh.Em.Gee he's so powerful."

Or that time when he posted this picture of himself on Instagram and you and your boyfriend got in a fight and you were all like "Jon would NEVER do this to me!" and your boyfriend was all like:

and you were all like:

Or that time when that reporter asked him a really tough political question and he was all like "Well, actually…I do know the answer to that Ron, why? Because, I'm Jon Favreau you damn fool."

 Or that time you saw the picture where it looked like he was in a medieval bedroom with silk drapes and he looked at the camera like this:

and you were all like this:

Am I right or am I right?